Welcome one and all to the maiden voyage of the Brainspooge Express. Please ensure all baggage is stored securely and have your ticket ready for inspection.
I guess you are wondering who sits behind the keyboard producing this rubbish. Well let me tell you a little about myself.... i live in a town in Victoria, Australia. In this charming town it rains all the time, is full of crazy people and has one of the highest rates of teen-pregnancy in the world (all of which i am rather proud of!).
First Stop - Headphone Man
Even as i type this i have seen out my window an elderly man wearing gigantic 70's style headphones running down the street yelling some incoherant babble about having to catch a bus, even though he just ran past my local bus stop! I guess most buses don't go where Headphone Man needs to be.